Friday, September 21, 2012

My turn to crow

Earlier in the summer I pouted while my friends planted their gardens.  I glared at my sun scorched yard as I read accounts of gardens flowering and fruiting.  I admit I thought unkind thoughts when I saw pictures of dew glistening on tomatoes in the early morning sun, and then realized that it was over 100 degrees at 6am in my neighborhood.  I would like to apologize, and in turn gloat a little.  As most of my dear loved ones are bedding their gardens down for the winter and accepting that there are lots of rutabagas in their future, I am gleefully planting heirloom purple basil and kale.  Last week it didn't even top 105 in the afternoon! 
I can feel myself coming alive and now I understand how a tree feels after being dormant.  This summer was spent merely surviving, and occasionally wondering what it would feel like to not sweat for even a moment.  There was no inspiration, I didn't even want to cook, which for me is like not breathing.  Now I can see relief, I can see life coming back, I can see rows and rows of pickling cucumbers. 
Here is what I envision for Christmas.  Baskets sent to loved ones all around the country filled with rosewater lemonade, garlicky heirloom dill pickles, rosemary scented homemade crackers, and of course a selection of candies.  I'm thinking pumpkin pie spice, candy cane, plum brandy and eggnog flavors.  My creativity is coming surging back and I daydream of all the bounty I will reap as I dig manure into my garden bed.  It helps me get past the fact that I am once again playing with poo, something that I do more than I ever thought I would.  So I apologize for my absence over the past few months but I'm back and better than ever!  So tell me, what you would like in your Christmas basket? 

Friday, July 27, 2012

Carrrrrrrrnitas

You have to roll your "r's" when you say it, otherwise the recipe doesn't turn out.  Right now I am totally obsessed with creating the perfect carnitas recipe.  I do this occasionally, Mike still twitches when I bring up the Summer of the Hamburger.  He's a little bitter that I made so many hamburgers that he ended up not wanting one of his favorite foods for quite a while.  In my defense I would like to say that I now have a recipe for hamburgers that would make any carnivore swoon, and no, I'm not sharing that one.  I will however give you my carnitas recipe.  The wonderful thing about this recipe is that it is just the base.  You can add anything and everything to it, make it spicy, sweet, tangy or leave it pure.  It is not, under any circumstances, a low fat concoction.  The only way get the crispy, tasty morsels is to have a cut of pork that is nice and fatty.  As with all things in life, decadence is perfectly acceptable in moderation, and oh this recipe is decadent.

1 boneless pork roast, well marbled
fresh squeezed orange juice
salt
pepper

Now before you scream that there are no amounts, take a deep breath, it's going to be ok.  My rule of thumb is that for every pound of pork I use 1/4 cup orange juice, 1 tsp salt and 1/2 tsp pepper.  Ish.  The last time I did 4 pounds of pork I squeezed two large oranges.  You can play with the amounts depending on how sweet you want the end result to be.  There are two parties in the carnitas world, the shredders and the cubers.  Although I've pleaded for bipartisanship they remain firmly entrenched in their preferences.  If you prefer to shred, cut the pork into long strips before cooking.  If you are a cubist, simply cube the pork.
Place the pork in a large heavy saucepan or dutch oven.  If you have a cast iron pot then count yourself lucky and pull that baby out.  Add the orange juice, salt and pepper then add enough water to cover the pork completely.  Simmer, don't boil, over medium-low heat for two hours, stirring occasionally.  Increase heat to bring liquid to a boil and boil until all liquid is gone, usually around an hour.  You'll have to check the meat about every 15 minutes or so to make sure it doesn't burn but basically you want all the water to boil off.  This leaves the fat that has rendered off the pork and the meat will fry in the fat, creating beautiful, crispy bits.  Don't stir the meat while it is boiling but do stir when it's frying.  The strips can be shredded at this point. 
Now that you've got the basics, feel free to get creative.  Add jalapenos or chipotle chili powder for spice.  Add garlic or onions for extra flavor.  Add lime juice for tartness.  The possibilities are endless.  You can even add mango juice for a Caribbean flair.  I add all the spices right at the beginning so that they cook deeply into the pork.
Carnitas freeze really well and make a great easy dinner.  You can put it over rice and black beans, in tacos or make Navajo tacos.  Toss some in tortilla soup or on top of nachos.  Mmmmmm, I'm salivating now. 
(Want to know my secret?  I take my leftover bacon grease and throw it in the pot.  Healthy? No.  Fabulous? Yes.)

Fry Bread
2 cups flour
4 tsp baking powder
1 tsp salt
2/3 cup warm water
cornmeal

oil for frying

Combine dry ingredients in medium bowl.  Add 1/2 cup water, mixing until dough reaches consistency of bread dough(smooth, not sticky), adding more water if necessary.  Divide dough into 6 balls and let rest for 5 minutes.  Meanwhile, heat 2-3 inches of oil in a large, heavy pan to 400 degrees F.  Dust counter or cutting board with cornmeal and roll dough out into 1/4 inch thick disks.  Place in oil, turning once, until golden brown and puffy.  Top with carnitas, lettuce, tomatoes, cheese, guacamole, sour cream, green chili, jalapenos and the kitchen sink.  Or top with honey for dessert.  That's right Paula Deen, I just out fatted you, and my stuff tastes better!

Wednesday, July 25, 2012

Recipes and reactions

Obviously everyone knows about the tragic shooting in Aurora by now.  It's strange, I know the area very well, I've shopped near there many times.  People have written endlessly about the victims, the killer, the movie, trying to make sense of it all.  I keep coming back to one image and I can't shake it.  A mother and a father chose to take a 4 year old little girl and a 3 month old baby boy to a midnight showing of the Dark Knight.  Obviously they had no way of knowing there would be a massacre, but setting that aside, they chose to subject that little girl to a dark, violent and psychologically twisted movie that is way beyond her comprehension.  They did so because, in the words of her cowardly father (the one who dropped his infant son and left his family behind) "We need to have a life too." 

Before I had kids I loved to go dancing.  Mike and I loved going to Vegas.  We would have friends over for parties that turned into weekend affairs.  Yes, I gave many of those things up when Sophie was born.  We did go to Vegas once but it never even occurred to us to take her with us.  Our parties were still fun but usually ended by 8pm instead of 8am.  We found ways to have a life with our children, one that was suitable for all involved.  This difference struck me today while I was making bread with Soph.  After we kneaded the bread she helped me bag candy for a new client.  We watched My Little Pony and Orion danced to all the songs.  The day was definitely not Top Chef material but it was a pretty darn good day. 
I left my life as a chef so that I could be a parent, and ended up starting an amazing company.  Who knew that I would end up being an entrepreneur because of my kids?  Who knew I would finally conquer bread?  Letting go of my selfish needs and wants and taking care of my innocents' needs led me to where I am now, and I know that my children are happy, safe and well adjusted.  So to the parents who think taking a 4 year old to ANY midnight movie is ok, I say Grow UP.  It's not about you anymore, deal with that and move on.  I can't comprehend the scars that little girl now has on her psyche because of a demented killer.  What makes it even worse is that she shouldn't have been there at all.  Neither should that sweet little girl that died, they should have been home in their own beds.   
I know that everyone is all up in arms (pun intended) about gun control now and I am well aware that the NRA is too powerful for any change to come on that end.  Couldn't we focus instead on theaters?   Why not make it a rule that PG 13 means no one under 13 and R means no one under 17.  Period.  It's a nice thought isn't it?

I was going to post a recipe but I don't have the stomach for it.  Tomorrow I'll post the recipe for Carnitas that my family loves.  For tonight I'm going to settle in with my husband, now that the kids are bathed and tucked in bed, and watch a single episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.  I have a life, and I love it.

Wednesday, July 18, 2012

Recipes Part 1

Geez, it's been a month.  My only excuse is that we left the pits of Hell (Phoenix) to visit a place that was merely on fire (Colorado).  After two weeks on the road we are home with a ton of memories, an extra kid, an ear infection and two massive colds.  Since one of the massive colds belongs to me I haven't been cooking very much since we got home.  I will be making carnitas this week for my niece as a treat and most likely pizza but I'm sorry to say that the 4 course Southern Italian tasting menu will have to be postponed.   I will be posting the carnitas recipe tomorrow, today it's all about pizza.  The recipes are starters only, feel free to change  add, delete and improvise as much as you want.  These are two of my go-to meals when I don't feel like pushing my boundaries but still want something incredibly tasty. 

Movie Night Pizza

1 tbs active dry yeast
1/4 cup honey
1.5 cups warm water
4 cups bread flour
1 tsp salt
1 tbs oregano
1 tbs garlic powder
1 tbs olive oil

1 can crushed, fire roasted tomatoes (I prefer Muir Glen)
8 oz fresh mozzarella, diced
1 tbs chopped fresh basil

Combine yeast, honey and 1/4 cup warm water in a small bowl, stirring to dissolve yeast.  Let sit for 10 minutes until frothy.  Meanwhile combine 3.5 cups flour, salt and oregano in a large bowl.  Add yeast mixture, remaining water and olive oil.  Knead in bowl until combined then turn on to floured surface and knead until smooth and elastic.  You can add the remaining flour if needed or wanted.  The more flour the crispier the crust will be.  When dough is smooth and not sticky any more place in bowl, rub with oil and cover with a damp cloth.  I put mine in my oven to keep it away from drafts.  Let rise for 45-minutes to 1 hour.  You can tell it's ready when you push the dough with your finger and the depression stays.  This recipe makes enough for two large pizzas or one large pizza and breadsticks. 
Preheat oven to 400 degrees.  Roll half the dough out to desired thickness and place on oiled pizza tray or baking sheet.  Sprinkle drained tomatoes over dough, then mozzarella then basil.  Sprinkle with sea salt.  Bake for 15-20 minutes until golden brown and crispy.  To make the breadsticks, divide remaining dough into 5 balls, roll in your hands until long and place on oiled baking sheet.  Brush with olive oil or butter and whatever spices sound good.  Bake for 10-12 minutes at 400 degrees.
Sometimes I add crushed fresh garlic.  Sometimes I add pancetta.  Sometimes I get really crazy and add peaches and chorizo.  Most nights though, the simple and fresh flavors of mozzarella and basil are all I need.   We have this pizza about once a week and have a "picnic" out in the living room and watch movies.  Sophie loves helping me make the dough and add the toppings and Orion can eat his weight in pizza and breadsticks.  

Monday, June 18, 2012

Help!

I'm stuck.  Stagnating.  Stultified.  Stupefied. Sizzling. Sweating. There's nothing on the horizon.  No new windmill to tilt at, no new dragon to slay, nothing to battle except the elements.
Summer is the dead season in Arizona.  The only things thriving are the ants and they have started Occupy Backyard and are winning the fight.  What little produce is at the farmers markets is withered and gasping for water.  Even the cacti seem thirsty, and that's just wrong.  It's not only hot and dry (much like the inside of a kiln) but it's windy too.
 I've been very surprised at how depressed this has made me.  For my entire life summer has been the start of the year.  Cascades of fruit and veggies in the market, nights with the windows open and the sweet smell of the orchards drifting in on the breeze.  Evenings spent watching the kids run around at the park.  In my mind I'm still in that mode, I'm not in hunker-down-and-never-leave-the-house mode.  I don't want to race from car to door, worried that Orion is going to spontaneously combust if I stop to talk to a neighbor.  I swear he's come close a few times.   I am very much at odds with my surroundings and as such find myself paralyzed.  It's too hot to even cook the comfort food that I normally would in the winter, when people are SUPPOSED to be stuck inside.  The thought of pot roast is actually a little sickening.  (Yes, that was Mike you just heard whimpering.)  I am back to cooking all our food and that comforts me somewhat, but it's not enough.  I need the joy that summer normally brings me and I need it before December when apparently it cools off enough to stop frying my morning eggs on the sidewalk.  The sidewalk in the shade.
So dear friends, help me.  Inspire me, set me on a new track, kick me out of this rabbit hole funk that I've fallen into. 

Wednesday, June 13, 2012

Did you miss me?

Oh, hi reality, there you are.  It's been awhile, it's nice to see you again.
What an incredibly hectic, stressful and rewarding few weeks.  The bridal expo was on Sunday and it was a huge success for the company.  My fabulous sisters all pitched in to make it happen.  Jessie created my logo, Abby designed my flyers and business cards and LZ flew down to schmooze the brides.  Add into that mix my wonderful husband who not only designed the website but didn't divorce me in the process of all this and I had the perfect witches brew of talent and support.  We had vendors coming up and saying they had heard brides talking about us and they wanted to see what we were all about.  My absolute favorite moment was when a very manly groom dragged his fiance over to our booth exclaiming, "You HAVE to try the rosewater candy!". 
So that was the good side.  The down side is that I bought bread for the first time in months.  We ate out more last week than we have since we moved in.  I had a chance to pick up a flat of pickling cucumbers and I had to pass it by because I knew I wouldn't have time.  Our clothesline is beginning to think we don't love it anymore, it has started wearing black lipstick and listening to emo. 
So now, balance.  I believe I am going to make a few amendments to the Grand Experiment.  I will still make our staples, and we certainly won't be buying processed food, but I am going to allow some flexibility.  A major part of this journey for me was to gain knowledge.  To that end, I have learned how to make my own bread, therefore if I occasionally buy some artisan bread it's ok.  I still haven't mastered pasta, so I will keep practicing until I do.  But I can support my friend Casey by purchasing his to-die-for hand made pastas on special occasions.  Pickles, preserves, chutneys and ketchup will continue to be homemade.  I can make my own hummus and baba ghanouj, but I will never make it as well as Richard from Claudine's Kitchen
From now on it's going to be about knowledge, and sharing that knowledge.  Look for more recipes, tips and photos in the future.  I do have a request; I want, nay need, a recipe for garlicky, spicy dill pickles.  I'm snapping up the very next batch of pickling cucumbers I find.

Thursday, May 24, 2012

Monty Python Has All The Answers

Mike and I have a habit of talking in movie quotes.  For some reason that I've never been able to comprehend it tends to irritate and confuse the people around us.  When I'm feeling particularly overwhelmed I'll exclaim "I'm INVINCIBLE" and Mike will respond with "You're a loonie."  Right now I think his quote is winning. 
When I started the Grand Experiment I figured that 4 months in I would be creating everything from scratch.  Pasta, tortillas, soup, etc.  Then I got the bright idea of starting a business at the same time.  Then I got the brilliant idea of signing up for a bridal show with little more than a month to prepare. Oh, and the absolutely fabulous idea of bribing Sophie with a pet if she had good behavior for 30 days.  I think I've convinced her a lizard is a better idea than a tortoise, I'm not so sure I want a pet I'll have to provide for in my will.  So now I'm trying to do everything and I'm sorry to say the Experiment has been shoved to the back burner.   I still make our bread and jams and butter, but I bought corn tortillas today for our carnitas.  Occasionally I buy canned tomato soup (sans high fructose corn syrup) for Soph.  I'm ashamed to admit I even let Mike bring home store bought ice cream one night.  The only defense I can offer is that at least it was Ben and Jerry's. 
The other part, not buying anything new, has proved harder and much more rewarding than I thought.  I've given up trying to find used canning jars, apparently they are harder to find than pacifists at a gun show.  No luck on a pasta roller or bread cookbooks either.  My quest did lead me to an amazing barter site on Facebook where I have bartered for yard services, herbs and spices, and all kinds of other fun things.  Since they don't make baby straight jackets we were forced to buy a high chair for Orion with a five point harness, I was becoming a little sick of diving for him as he balanced on the kitchen table.  We found one on Craigslist for a fraction of what it would have cost to buy new.  I'm in love with Goodwill now, the kids have darling wardrobes and I don't care when Orion inevitably destroys his clothing.  Yes Mom, I know these are all things you've known for years, it just took me a little longer to get with the program.  It takes more work and a heck of a lot more planning but there's something so much more rewarding about finding a used item rather than waltzing over to the nearest Target. 
I don't know what the moral of this story is yet.  Did I let myself down by not committing one hundred percent to the householding?  Am I not invincible?  Is there someone out there hoarding used mason jars?  I guess I can always look on the bright side of life, there will always be Monty Python.
Oh, and on a side note, I will be posting more recipes from here on out, and if you all have any good ones, fire away.

Saturday, May 19, 2012

Darn My Cooking Ability

My father in law is in town for the weekend.  As his daughter in law and mother of the grandchildren he dotes on it is my duty to spoil him.  The only way I really know how to spoil is through food.  A few blogs ago I wrote about how I'm working with a naturopath to become healthy again.  She gave me some strict guidelines on diet and I really haven't had any problems following those guidelines, until tonight. 
I wanted to show my father in law what the Grand Experiment was all about.  He sort of expressed approbation at the clothesline, was a little more excited about the limoncello, and devoured our bread for breakfast.  So today I pulled out all the stops.  Sophie and I made doughnuts for breakfast.  Chocolate covered, yeast raised, deep fried doughnuts.  Mmmmmmmmmmmm.  Then we went to the Olive Mill for lunch and indulged in cured meats from the Pork Shop.  Yummmmm.  The real coup de grace was dinner.  I had ordered some phenomenal lamb loin chops from Double Check Ranch when I found out Dave was coming to visit.  I stuffed them with garlic and mint (courtesy of Taste of Paradise) paired them with a salad derived from Taste of Paradise produce and dressed in olive oil and white balsamic vinegar from the Olive Mill, added couscous steeped in homemade chicken broth and locally purchased shallots and topped the whole thing off with crostini made from spinach feta bread from my dear friend Leslie at Great Harvest.  We sat down to a table laden with almost completely local goodies.  The food had come from my grocery store, otherwise known as Super Farm Market.  The olive oil, vinegar and wine had come from a little further down the road at Queen Creek Olive Mill.  The love was my own addition.
It. Was. Phenomenal.  I rock.  I may be a so so housekeeper, and everybody knows I'll never win a math award, but I can cook like no other.  Sophie asked me if we could have the "steak" every night.  Orion chowed down on dinner until he was covered in it.  Although, to be honest, he does that every night.  Dave, who is quite the foodie, called it amazing.  Mike was too busy eating to tell me what he thought.
Was it healthy? Yes and no.  I waaaaay over-ate on carbs and fat today (I blame Leslie, that bread is diabolical).  And yet, we ate no preservatives, we ate no additives, we ate no corn syrup.  So while it would probably be inadvisable to eat doughnuts for breakfast followed by massive sandwiches stuffed with cured pork products for lunch and then follow it up with lamb and couscous for dinner every day, once in awhile it is amazingly worth it.  There are many things that I dislike about our current state but the local food is certainly not one of them.  So while I am stuffed and sated and content right now I have one question.  Does anyone know a good personal trainer?

Tuesday, May 15, 2012

Mother's Day Adventure

I know I've mentioned it before, but I have met some extraordinary people on this journey.  I don't know if it's because I have my eyes open and am searching out local food and products, but Phoenix is full of both, and the people involved are wonderful.  Last Sunday my friend Tracy invited Sophie and me to join her and her kids peach picking.  Orion and Mike were invited too but the thought of my son on a working farm with tractors, ladders, sharp implements and farm animals made me a little faint.  So the boys stayed home and the girls sashayed off to Schnepf Farm.  We spent the afternoon picking peachy-golden orbs of heaven out of pesticide free orchards.  Everywhere we looked people were munching on sun-warmed peaches straight off the trees.  Sophie showed an amazing ability to find perfect peaches and developed a pretty serious crush on Tracy's 14 year old son.  Apparently Mike and I need to go on a date so he and his sister can babysit.  Soon.  After we had picked as many peaches as we could carry we headed over The Olive Mill for homemade gelato for the kids and local beer for the moms.  We headed home slightly sunburnt, full of gelato and with a trunk full of fruit.
I can't imagine a more perfect way to spend this Mother's Day.  Sophie and I rarely get time together alone and the boys had fun staying at home playing video games.  To spend the day gathering fruit  not covered in pesticides, supporting local businesses, and with good friends was completely in tune with our lifestyle out here.  I am grateful beyond belief that the Experiment opened our minds and hearts to all that Phoenix has to offer. 

Friday, May 11, 2012

Situational Awareness

For the past month I've been dealing with crippling fatigue, killer headaches and all sorts of fun digestive problems.  Don't worry, I'm not going to go into details.  The fatigue is so bad that I spend most of my day waiting for the kids' naptime so I can sleep,  and then waiting for bedtime.  I went to a regular doctor and he told me that I was a bored housewife with not enough to do.  Considering that I have two children, two cats, my own business and make all my own food, I decided to get a second opinion.  I found a naturopathic MD and fell head over heels in love with her.  She spent an hour and a half with me, going over not only my symptoms but Orion's and Sophie's as well.  Orion has been having trouble digesting his food and Sophie has been complaining of tummy aches and headaches.  As it turns out, this doctor sees a lot of this from people who move into the valley from places that are not addicted to pesticides and herbicides.  Coming from Boulder (hippie capital of Colorado) we were very rarely exposed to poisons.  Here we live right across the street from a golf course that sprays chemicals almost daily and my neighbors seem to believe that gasoline makes a perfectly acceptable weed killer.  This is good news and bad news.  The good news is that we have an idea of what is going on, the bad news is that there is very little we can do to mitigate it.
I became very frustrated because I have done everything I can to help us be healthier, inside and out.  We use vinegar, borax and lemon juice to clean with. Obviously we don't eat preservatives or chemicals.  Our lawn is officially a gasoline free zone.  And yet my son is so constipated that we have him on a liquid diet.  The kid would happily dispose of me, his sister and his dad to get his hands on a steak right now.  He keeps eying the cats in a hungry manner. 
The other problem the doc thinks I have is related to how many carbs I eat.  I have admitted to my bagel addiction in previous posts. and I really really love my bread.  Really.  But our grain heavy diet might also be hurting our digestive health.  So now I have to become really creative.  I have to find ways to make my children eat meat, veggies, fruit and lots of yogurt.  We won't cut out grains completely, but they will be more of an occasional visitor rather than a long standing houseguest.
I will do anything I can to keep us all healthy, that is a huge part of this experiment.  Unfortunately I don't think I can control the golf course or the neighbors.
This is just another evolution in our ongoing journey this year.  And it's not all bad.  Hopefully I can get the kids hooked on leafy greens and convince my husband that Brussel Sprouts are not the veggie equivalent of Agent Orange.  Yeah, that one might be beyond me, he won't even eat them with bacon.  So that frat boy pasta war I was going to wage may have to wait awhile, but it just gives me more time to plot my strategy for domination.  If I can build our immune systems up hopefully we can battle the ongoing deluge of poisons here.

Tuesday, May 8, 2012

Malto Gluco Sorbo Gluta What?

Ok, I admit it, I bought potato chips today.  I did it and I'm not sorry.  (Maybe a little.) I'd do it again! (Probably not)  I tried to retrieve my virtue and pride by making my own dip.  I had Greek yogurt at home and figured I would buy a packet of spices to make ranch dip.  Mike has started calling me the Ingredient Nazi, but I prefer the Ingredient Junky, although both have unpleasant connotations.  I can't stop reading ingredients now, it's becoming an addiction.  So I flipped over the packet of Hidden Valley Ranch dip mix expecting to see, oh I don't know, things like onion powder, garlic powder, maybe salt.  Instead I found monosodium glutamate and maltodextrin.  I flashed to all the commercials of kids cavorting around, their crisp green veggies covered in........ MSG!!!  Gah!  I finally found an organic dip mix that had nothing but dehydrated spices and citric acid but a little more of my faith in the food business had been permanently eroded.  Gotta love the kicker though, I was inspecting a packet of Papa John's pizza sauce and there was not a single ingredient on there that didn't come from nature.  No high fructose corn syrup, no weird preservatives, no msg. 
So I will get off my high horse and say that curiosity may kill the cat, but it can keep us all a lot healthier.  I'll bet every single one of you would have said that Hidden Valley Ranch is healthier than Papa Johns Pizza Sauce, right?  Marketing is an amazing tool and it depends on the audience having a certain amount of faith that what they are seeing is true.  My faith is fading but my knowledge is growing.  One more cool side effect of the grand Experiment.

Sunday, May 6, 2012

Children keep us humble

Had another glitch in my triumphant montage yesterday.  I made a Greek dinner.  The table was spread with heaps of golden, puffy pita bread pulled straight from the oven.  Creamy tzatziki snuggled next to garlicky roasted red pepper hummus.  The bounty was rounded off with roasted chicken, black olives and little jewels of chopped tomatoes.  We sat down and I beamed at my family.  Here we were, sitting down to a healthy, homemade and fabulous meal.  Any minute now they would stand and applaud me, exclaiming at my prowess as a chef and mother. 
And then Sophie started wailing that the hummus was spicy.  The tzatziki was yucky.  She didn't like those kinds of tomatoes.  Orion smeared his dinner all over his tray and started throwing chicken at me.  He spit out the olives and dribbled greek yogurt down his front without actually ingesting any of it.  Sophie went to bed without dinner, preferring that to my food.  I managed a half of a pita before I had to cart Orion off to his third bath of the day and deal with a screaming 4 year old drama queen. 
I don't really know what the moral of the story is.  Maybe that my children are normal.  They may have above average palates but they still like what they like, and that doesn't include hummus.  Maybe that standing ovations are not always in the cards.  Maybe to appreciate that Mike loved the food, so one out of three isn't bad.
 I think I will edit last night out of the montage.

Wednesday, May 2, 2012

Crisis of Conscience

I believe in everything in moderation.  I try to practice that as well, although I fight my natural urge to take everything (and I mean everything) to the extreme.  Ask my husband about my feelings on Cool Whip.  I believe it's ok for kids to have sugar once in awhile, or pizza, or a root beer float.  Heck, I make lollipops for a living.  At the market on Thursday I came up against a problem that I haven't been able to resolve.  Two children, a boy and a girl, came up to my booth to buy lollipops.  They were not just chubby but fairly seriously overweight.  With their mother's blessing they bought 5 lollipops, immediately unwrapping one each and popping them in their mouths.  I watched as they shopped the rest of the market.  These kids were probably 8 and 10 years old.  In an hour they consumed two of my lollipops each, 5 honey sticks each and a soda each.  This was before they ordered dinner from the food truck.  My heart broke for them because they were never given a chance to be healthy.  They will have a host of health problems, probably already do, and it's not their fault.  I can't stop myself from feeling guilty for selling them the lollipops and yet I know that I can't pick and choose who I sell to.  Most children who buy my suckers are excited because it's a big treat, a once in awhile chance to eat a watermelon cow.  These two children weren't excited, they were addicted.  I'm angry at their mother, and angry at a country where nutrition and real food are reserved for the wealthy.  I'm not sure how to resolve my part in their tragedy, because it really truly is a tragedy.

Saturday, April 28, 2012

Who Knew?

We've been going on adventures on the weekends.  We've been mini golfing (which Sophie plays in the manner of hockey meets basketball meets rugby), out to neighborhood movie nights and to dragon boat races.  Today Mike surprised us with a trip to Queen Creek Olive Mill, Arizona's very own olive farm and olive oil manufacturer.  They grow their trees without pesticides, press their oil without heat, solvents or chemicals, and have a gift shop chock full of local products.  Oh, and a phenomenal selection of wines.  On our way to this little oasis we passed next week's adventure, an organic farm where you can pick your own produce.  I also saw a sign advertising sustainable pork, I'm definitely going to have to check that out at some point. 
Most of the news you hear about Arizona has to do with our certifiably insane politicians and policies.  Granted, there's enough antics to fill up the news feed just from a single session in the state Senate.  So I want to shout from the rooftops that there's a whole other side to this state.  One full of organic produce, nutty and beautiful olive oil, grass fed beef and all kinds of local, sustainable goodies.  Sure we still have our birthers, our Tea Partiers and our gun worshipers, but I am finding little pockets of love in an otherwise hostile environment.  It's a different type of environmentalism here.  A more quiet one than I'm used to.  Out here the sustainable farming community does it because it's the right thing to do, not because it's trendy or political.  They don't hype it because they don't have to, it's just the way they work. The olive farm may not be certified organic but they compost all their waste and feed it back into the earth.  Labels don't matter, quality and ethics do. 
I hold onto this simple mind set when I read the news and see all the posturing and hyperbole.  I also hold onto the idea that sustainable farming doesn't have to be a liberal idea, it can just be a sensible idea.

Monday, April 23, 2012

It's Audience Participation Time!

A few years ago my sister bought me a book called Milk, Eggs, Vodka for Christmas.  It's a compilation of grocery lists and it is a riot.  Whenever I need a good laugh I open it up and see all the weird and wonderful things people buy.  So along those lines I want to know what's in your cart and on your list.  The next time you go to the grocery store I want you to post what is in your basket.  There's no judgment, this is just a fun way to see what we all buy, and maybe find out who else shares our craving for pickled onions (or even gefilte fish).

Friday, April 20, 2012

What a week

The last seven days have been unbelievable, and unbelievably busy.  So now for the good, the bad and the ugly.

What a beautiful woman, inside and out
Last Sunday we drove up to Prescott to meet my great aunt Jeannette.  She's my father's aunt and lives in India.  She was here visiting her brother, my great uncle Norm.  His son Charlie, his wife Caroline and Jeannette's daughter Ginny rounded out the cast of characters.  All I can say is, wow. Every single person there was energetic, intelligent, interesting and vibrant.  But my great aunt stole the show.  Jeannette is 90 years old and in better shape than I am.  At 73 she decided to move to India, by herself, and has lived there ever since.  Now for the coolest part, she was a test pilot in WWII.  That's right, a female pilot, stationed nearby in Tucson.  I was absolutely fascinated listening to her tell me how she loved the advanced planes the most because she could really make them do acrobatics.  In fact, she was part of the ceremony that took place in DC a few years back, honoring all the female pilots.  Their records were sealed until the mid 70's, they received no benefits and were basically swept under the rug, despite having a better safety record than the men.  My great aunt was one of only 1500 women chosen for the program, out of 25,000 applicants.  Again, wow.
Now, the previous paragraph doesn't have a whole lot to do with food (actually, nothing) but I can tie it in to our Experiment.  While we were there we had pizza for lunch.  Orion wouldn't touch it and I found that one of my previous favorite foods no longer tasted right.  I like my pizza now.  Then, after an incredibly long day, we found ourselves on the road at 8pm, kids wailing, not having had dinner.  In desperation we took the next exit and ended up at a Chili's.  I've never been a fan, Mike likes to joke that I have a jihad against the chain, but when the kids are at the end of their ropes, you do what you have to.  Yuck.  Ick.  Blech.  Everything tasted the same.  A film of fat topped with salt.  It's bizarre how my taste buds have changed in such a short period of time.
Table at the Super Farm Market, kids in tow
Next up was a week of frantically spooling up for the Super Farm Market on Thursday nights.  As I mentioned, Ambrosia Candy Company is up and running.  Sophie and I spent the week creating gourmet candy in the shape of cows, chickens, teddy bears, moons and suns.  Last night was our first night as a vendor and it was so much fun!  I got to talk to a lot of great people, made some awesome contacts and sold some candy too.  Sophie is a born saleswoman.  She would go up to people and convince them that they needed a lollipop.  Plus, how can you say no to a face like hers?  She sold my first seven lollipops.  Oh, and Orion thinks the Pack and Play is in fact, hell.  He spent the night sulking in it.
It should be much easier from here on out but I'm realizing that we need to change our patterns a little bit.  We haven't figured out a good emergency system for dinners yet.  This past week was so busy that I didn't have time to follow my normal grocery shopping patterns.  Last night poor Mike inherited two hot, cranky, hungry little monsters and no food in the house to feed them.  I will take any and all suggestions on easy home-made meals.  I need to figure out a better way to freeze ready made dinners so that we have something for days when the world does not bend to my will (it does happen occasionally).
I think we're going to use this weekend to restructure, revamp, and revive.  Then, off to the next adventure!

Friday, April 13, 2012

Real Life

I've been struggling to find something to write about, it seems like there hasn't been any major discoveries or revelations lately.  And then I realized that that in itself is a revelation.  This has become our every day boring life.  We make bread on Tuesdays, we have pizza on Thursdays.  I hang laundry out on a daily basis to make sure that Orion has clean cloth diapers.  When I need something I instinctively head to Goodwill first.  I no longer drive by fast food joints or restaurants and have pangs of longing and there are aisles in the grocery store that I haven't walked down in weeks.  Mike cleans the kitchen every night so that we can start fresh in the morning.  There are still days when I get frustrated of course, but that happened before the Experiment too.
  I looked at how much we are spending on groceries and it hasn't gone down considerably.  The quality of food we are getting is exponentially higher.  Those same grocery bills are buying grass-fed beef, local organic produce and local dairy products.  I love the fact that I've held the chickens we get our eggs from and I know my dairy farmer by name. 
It's funny, when we started this I was convinced that we were going to save so much money, and that was the main goal.  Now I'm learning that I'm saving my family.  Mike's cholesterol is going down, my children are craving and asking for fruit and yogurt as a treat and I feel better than I have in a long time.  And it's not a big deal, it's our every day boring life.

Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Dreams, nay, Fantasies

I dream of pasta.  Shimmering, soft strands, enrobed in silky olive oil.  Delicate ravioli stuffed with exotic mushrooms.  Sturdy penne manfully holding up marinara sauce with sausage and fennel.  Dainty, flighty angel hair caressing tender pink shrimp with garlic kisses.
Then I wake up and see the lumpish, loutish frat boy of pasta that I made today.  It belches loudly without excusing itself, is thick and unwieldy, and if it could would drive a big truck with no exhaust.  I have no pasta roller and am simply not strong enough to beat this recalcitrant dough into submission.  Unfortunately, until I can find a used pasta roller I am stuck with these Homer-esque noodles.  They insult my lovingly crafted spaghetti sauce and bounce away from my fork and knife with glee.  Even Orion manfully chewed on them for awhile before giving up and moving on to the greener pastures of garlic bread.  So for now I have my dreams to fall back on but that carbonara will have to wait.
 This pasta may have won the battle, but I will win the war.

Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Ambrosia Candy Company

I'm a little bored.  Ok, I'm a lot bored.  I've always envied the women and men who seem so fulfilled at home with their kids.  Really truly envied, not envied in a snobby, I'm better than them way.  I think too much of my self worth is tied up in work, and contributing income to the family.  So I believe I have found a way to have both.  As I've mentioned before, we go to Superstition Farm Market every Thursday.  I've met some amazing people there and Sophie is best friends with the baby calf that she has dubbed Sugar.  Starting in two weeks I will be selling my hard candy there as a vendor.  I am ridiculously excited.  This is a chance for me to play with my creativity, meet new people and hopefully make some money.  And, I get to do it all with the kids in tow.  I don't know if it will work out or not but I know that it's a creative outlet for me.  The starting flavors are honeysuckle, Mexican cocoa, watermelon (for Farmer Jason), caramel apple martini and organic tangerine.  I bought molds in the shape of farm animals that are absolutely adorable and very appropriate.  If all goes well this could lead to future orders for weddings, baby showers etc.  If nothing else, I get to feel like a little bit of an adult for three hours a week. 
Oh, and on a side note, made another batch of strawberry ginger preserves.  This time I used real canning jars and they are sitting in my pantry glowing at me as we speak.  Mmmmm, jam.

Sunday, April 8, 2012

Orion

My dearest son,
You are a year old today.  You have been such joy and inspiration in your short life.  You shovel up my pesto and my chili with a gusto I marvel at.  You are the reason that I do the things I do.  I want to provide a better world for you and Sophie.  I want to teach you how to find joy in simple things, and to understand the true cost of the world around you.  I put the love that I have for you in every bite of food I feed you, in every bit of clothing that goes on your body, in every kiss and and snuggle and caress.  Without you I wouldn't know my purpose, but because of your joy, your charisma and your ridiculously goofy dances, I do know.  My purpose is to raise you and your sister to be caring, loving and conscientious stewards of the world around you.  At the same time it is to teach you joy, absurdity, responsibility and awe.  My son, how I marvel at those words.  My baby boy.  May you grow strong and proud.  I love you.


Your mother

Friday, April 6, 2012

First Stumble

I failed today.  I forgot to eat breakfast and stopped at Arby's to grab a bite for lunch while out running errands.  And now I can't stop feeling guilty.  I cheated, I spent money, and worst of all, it didn't even taste good.  Actually, it was pretty terrible. I know it was only $5 but it still feels like such a waste.  I take comfort in knowing that we used to eat out at least twice a week and now eating fast food feels like kicking a puppy, but still wish I had been stronger. 
We did beat temptation tonight though.  After a rather raucous Easter Egg hunt at the museum (hell really is other peoples' children) we chose to come home and have pizza here rather than eat out.  It wasn't even a struggle, we wanted to come home and cook.  Weekends are still hardest for us, being out and about it's always been easiest to stop at a restaurant.
I hesitate to give myself any slack because I'm afraid I'll slide down the slippery slope, back to our old life.  I do know though that I'm happier and more content on my new path and hopefully that will be enough to sustain me through minor slips and falls.  And just so everyone knows, I am well  aware that on the calamity scale of 1-10 this falls somewhere between .05 and .07.  I'm still going to carry on in fine dramatic fashion for awhile, but I will move on.  Eventually. 

Thursday, April 5, 2012

Less really is more

I discovered an interesting side effect to the Experiment last week.  As a household we are generating so much less waste.  Normally by the time trash day rolls around our trash can is full and our recycle bin is overflowing.  Not any more, we barely have enough recycling to roll out and the trash can is never full.  It's phenomenal how much packaging we use in every day life.  My pantry and fridge are less full now too.  No more stacks of cans of products I will never use, no more boxes of 2-month old crackers, no more mystery bags of grain.  I used to be terrible about eating leftovers, I tossed enormous amounts of food.  Now that those leftovers are the fruits of my labor I am greedy with them.  There is no way I'm going to let the pasta that Sophie and I made rot.  Those heirloom tomatoes that made my mouth water at the farmers market will be eaten.
I've also been making things in bulk.  For all my friends who dislike cooking, I highly recommend this.  Yesterday I made chili.  I had bought a huge chuck roast on sale and had the butcher grind it up.  In the same amount of time that it would have taken me to make one meal of chili I made 6, and I used up the tomatoes that were about to go bad, the extra onion in the fridge and the black beans from taco night.  We froze the leftover in bags, which take up a lot less room than tupperware.  This method really saves me on those days when my lovely, sweet, adorable children push every button I ever had and make want to scream and run away to Acapulco (I hear it's lovely this time of year).  It's just as easy to pull a bag of chili out of the freezer as it is to open a can of soup.
I know that these are not ground breaking ideas.  They've been in every women's magazine and how-to article for years.  I am simply proof that they work.  The trick is to use what you've got before buying anything else.  I find myself going to the grocery store more often but spending less.  I also know that I have more time than working moms to do these things.  But even a pot of chili, tossed on the stove and left to simmer on a Sunday, puts you way ahead of the game.  And oh, it makes the house smell like heaven.

Monday, April 2, 2012

Clean out the fridge night

leftover homemade tortilla, organic avocado, homemade bread with crispy ham, melted mozzarella and organic heirloom tomatoes.  Or to be trendy, fusion cuisine.

Sunday, April 1, 2012

Tribulations and Triumphs

There is one area where I excel in persuasion.  I can convince myself that I need a dinner out for a myriad of reasons.  We're out and about, I forgot to defrost the chicken, the baby is grumpy, the wind is blowing from the east etc ad infinitum.  I adore eating in restaurants.  I get so much pleasure perusing the menu, savoring the descriptions of the items, enjoying a crisp glass of torrontes, all of it.  Oh, and the joy of not having to clean up afterward.  So when we were out earlier today I started the comfortable old dance in my head, the one that ends in a justification for letting go of the Experiment for a little while. 
And then I changed the song.  I love what we're doing.  I love that I'm constantly learning new skills, I love that I've lost 5 pounds without dieting, I love love love my homemade bread.  To give it up and admit defeat would cheapen all the things we've done.  I can't say for certainty that we will go the entire year without setting foot in a restaurant but I do know we're going to do our best.
Of course it gets frustrating at times, I have to stay on top of Orion's diaper situation so that we don't run out of clean ones.  HE loves going commando but I'm not sure the carpet can take much more.  After I ruined the gnocchi tonight I wanted nothing more than to give up and order pizza.  Instead I pulled out our leftovers and made an awesome fried rice. I have to do laundry every day because I hang it up on the line instead of using the dryer.  But these complaints are small, and dwindle away as I watch both the kids play naked in the back yard while I hang laundry.  They disappear when Mike tells me my fried rice is better than a restaurant.
What do you struggle with?  What's the song and dance in your head?  What's the best thing you had at a restaurant lately? (sorry, it's an addiction.) 

Saturday, March 31, 2012

Thank Heaven for Engineer Husbands

Mike fixed the comments section so now anyone can comment.  OK, no more excuses, if you read my blather you have to respond with some of your own.  Or with witty, insightful commentary.  I'll take either one.

Friday Nights

Last night we had a picnic in the living room.  We watched one of the best movies ever, Bedknobs and Broomsticks, and gorged on hot dogs smothered in ketchup and potato chips.  Ok, now before you say in a shocked voice "But Della, the Experiment!  What happened?" let me explain.  The hot dogs were from Double Check Ranch, where the checks stand for Good for You and Good for the Land.  Sophie and I made the buns and even the ketchup.  Disclaimer: although I made the ketchup I still find the stuff to be just wrong, maybe it's my Canadian heritage.  Then we sliced up potatoes from Taste of Paradise and fried them into these tasty, crispy little slices of heaven.  Now I'm not going to claim that it was the most heart healthy meal of all time but I compared our meal to a commercially bought one and the results were eye opening.  We ingested less than half the fat, a third the sodium and a fourth the sugar than we would have if we had bought hot dogs, buns, ketchup and chips.  And still felt like we had a treat.  I'm having fun experimenting with "junk food" because I know my family would revolt if I started serving bean sprouts.  Hell, I would revolt.  Next up is bagels and cream cheese.  The adventure continues!

Wednesday, March 28, 2012

Yup, I'm spoiled

I had to run to the grocery store today, just like most people do at least once a week.  We were out of butter, eggs and a few other sundries.  I knew I wasn't going to make it out to Superstition Farm where we normally get our eggs and dairy so we just walked over to Albertsons.  I found myself getting depressed as I bought ordinary eggs, all white, not brown and green and white like we're used to.  These were eggs from chickens that didn't have names!  Then I got grumpy as I bought butter.  Not my butter, pre-formed sticks.  Tomorrow we'll stock up at the farmers market but my attitude on food sure has changed.  What is quick and easy no longer holds the appeal it used to.  I'm relishing the work that goes into creating our food.  I just have to learn to relish a little less so that the pound of butter I made on Friday lasts a whole week instead of 5 days. 
On another note, Sophie had a play date yesterday and when I went to pick her up the mom was laughing at Sophie's conversations.  Apparently making Play Doh is a lot like making bread, and Soph was surprised to learn that not everyone makes their own jelly.  It made me realize that not only am I learning and growing, so are my kids.  They are being exposed to a way of life that is decidedly not the norm any more.  Pretty darn cool if you ask me.

Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Tough moments

I dislike Costco.  No, let me rephrase that, I really like Costco in and of itself.  I dislike the hordes of snowbirds that frequent Costco here in the winter.  For anyone not from around here, snowbirds are the retirees that flock to Arizona (mainly from Canada and Minnesota) every winter to escape snow, ice storms and aching joints.  By themselves they are usually lovely people but in a groups they make me insane.  They stop and chat in the middle of the aisles, they navigate their scooters like drunken monkeys and they never stop for pedestrians. 
You may be asking yourself what this has to do with the Grand Experiment and I'll tell you.  I took the kids to Costco today.  I gave them a snack but neglected to feed myself one.  After an hour of trying to navigate around groups of ambling octogenarians my blood sugar had dipped to a new low and I found myself about to start screaming and throwing 25 pound bags of lentils at people.  Orion was mad because I wouldn't let him have another sample of dried seaweed (love my kids) and Soph was convinced she needed to touch everything. EVERYTHING.  Because we aren't buying any convenience foods I couldn't grab a box of crackers or a piece of pizza from the food court, I just had to tough it out.  I got the kids home without committing any felonies, fed them lunch and got myself enough food to calm the homicidal urges. 
The lesson I learned is that I'm going to have to be better prepared.  Planning is going to be hugely important over this next year, especially when we're out and about.  It's amazing how good I feel  that I didn't grab a piece of pizza. Instead I had some leftovers from last night, thus saving money and calories.  I also stuck with the program instead of my usual justifications and excuses.
I learned one more thing today, those snowbirds can drink!  I don't know what anyone needs with a gallon of Jim Beam or two gallons of pre-made margaritas, but more power to them.  

Sunday, March 25, 2012

A confession

I have a confession to make.  I know I'm this big hippie, so into cooking for my family and such, but I must confess that this is the first week in as long as I can remember that I have not consumed some form of convenience food or drink.  Not just Taco Bell or pizza but Starbucks and frozen waffles and Santiago's breakfast burritos (mmmmmmmm Santiago's).  I have become aware of just how pervasive fast food is in our lives.  And fast food equates to money and preservatives.  I examined a can of tomato soup I had in the pantry and was shocked to see that the second ingredient was high fructose corn syrup.  In soup!  There's titanium dioxide in ranch dressing.  In case you're unfamiliar with titanium dioxide, it's the same ingredient that makes sunscreen effective.  There's additives in almost every processed food on the market.  Phew, end of rant.  I know that not everyone can devote the time and energy I am to eating and living simply and I'll admit to a secret addiction to Whoppers, but I have a challenge to everyone reading this.  Go to your food cupboards and read the labels.  Find out what you're eating.  Wait,  actually I have two challenges.  I want to hear from you.  How long have you gone without buying some form of convenience food, and how long do you think you could?  There's no judgment here, I am truly curious.  It's been an adjustment for us and I'm sure it would be for everyone else.  For this question let's define convenience food as food or drink prepared by someone other than you.  I can't wait to see the responses!  And for everyone in Colorado, you know why I miss Santiago's.

Saturday, March 24, 2012

Shameless Plug




It's very important to be comfortable while summitting the furniture



The second part of the Grand Experiment was to see if we could cut our consumption footprint over the next year, figure out what was really a need and what was a want.  Along those lines we decided to switch to cloth diapers with Orion.  Having experienced cloth diapers with both my little sisters I knew that I wanted to find some that didn't involve diaper pins (sorry for all the bleeding girls) and so I started researching.  What I found was a company that inspires me and makes my life infinitely easier.  GDiapers is based out of Portland and they make the cutest, easiest, most ethical cloth diapers in the world.  I balked at the cost at first but after I sat down and did the calculations I realized that in two months we would have made up the cost and would be saving on average about $50 a month.  Now I never have to worry about filling up landfills or having to go buy diapers at 9pm because we ran out.  When we traveled to Colorado last month I switched to their biodegradable inserts, which are also flushable, making the drive much simpler. I love that they support a healthy corporate culture as well.  I know I'm a hippie but I really believe that commerce and ethics can survive in the same universe.  Check out their website, this company shows that it's possible to be ethically, socially and environmentally responsible, and still thrive.  Plus, come on, they're bloody adorable.

Friday, March 23, 2012

Perfection

Do you know what this is my friends?  This is MY bread, topped with MY butter and spread with MY jam.  And yes, it tastes every bit as good as it looks.

Thursday, March 22, 2012

Doh Doh Doh

Ok, I admit it, I had this image of this year being a montage set to inspiring music, me effortlessly creating beauty and showing the world how simple it can be.  Isn't that the way it works in movies?  Sure there may be a 2-second flash of a setback but then it's on to success right?  I guess this is the 2-second flash of a setback.  Sophie and I made this amazing jam this morning, fresh strawberries, ginger and lavender.  She helped me skim all the foam off so it was this beautiful ruby color.  I've run out of mason jars and since I can't buy anything new I decided to use all my baby food jars that I've been saving to can this majestic jam.  We filled the jars, lovingly screwed the lids on, placed them in my waterbath canner, put the lid on and went to make bread.  When I checked back in 15 minutes over half the lids had popped off, bleeding jam all over the place.  We saved four jars out of 14.  So I've learned two lessons.  One is don't use baby food jars and two is that I desperately need a pressure canner.  Ok maybe three, real life is not a montage.  At least the recipe rocked though.

Strawberry Ginger Jam
2 pounds fresh hulled strawberries
2 pounds sugar
1/4 cup fresh lemon juice
2 ounces chopped ginger
1 tsp dried lavender

Cut the strawberries in fourths.  Place all ingredients in heavy saucepan.  Heat over medium heat, stirring until sugar is dissolved.  Simmer until jam jells on a cold plate, skimming foam off occasionally.  This took about 45 minutes for us but we had doubled the recipe.  Can be frozen or canned, but use real canning jars, this is way too beautiful of a jam to waste.

Unexpected benefits

Wednesday is Sprouts day.  They offer double ads on Wednesdays so it has become our custom to sail out into the world in search of produce, bulk oats and all the other wonderful goodies offered there.  Yesterday as we walked into the store there were stacks and stacks of luscious, ripe strawberries on sale.  Sophie and I instantly decided that we needed to make strawberry jam.  After collecting all our other staples we headed for the checkout.  We were discussing the merits of making granola bars with dates or chocolate chips (guess which one Soph wanted) and talking about our jam when the woman in front of us turned around and joked that she wanted to come home with us.  This started a conversation about the Grand Experiment, cooking with small children and gardening.  Turns out she has a huge backyard that she wants to turn into a garden, but has been looking for a gardening buddy to share the bounty with.  I have been searching for garden bounty, so it was a match made in heaven.  Although, anyone who has stood in the checkout line at Sprouts on a Wednesday morning may be more inclined to compare it to another place that starts with H (gotta love the snowbirds).  Did I mention she has chickens too?  And a little boy about Orion's age.  This experiment has already brought me into contact with so many amazing people.  Tracy from Double Check Ranch, Farmer Jason and Allison at Superstition Farm, Tony and Tera from Taste of Paradise(love love love the organic fingerling potatoes) and now my new friend and gardening buddy Amanda.  Not to mention that I am discovering all the hidden talents in my friends and family.  Who knew I had so many friends who knew how to make butter from scratch?  All this and we're only a few days in.  I am so excited to see what and who the future holds.  Keep up the suggestions, comments and questions, they inspire and enlighten me to no end.   Oh, and we ended up making the granola bars with chocolate chips, Sophie can be very persuasive sometimes.

Monday, March 19, 2012

Victory!

 For the first time in my life, I created bread. Beautiful, soft, chewy, slightly sweet and oh so tender, bread.  Yeast, you will no longer defeat me.  You can no longer lay claim to my dreams, turning them into nightmares of fallen dough and inedible crust.  Next up, world domination!  Or maybe strudel.

Sunday, March 18, 2012

Heavenly scents, beginnings and the joy of child labor

In the past month I have driven 2100 miles with two small children, eaten at not one but two Arbys in New Mexico (never. again.) and uprooted my children from any semblance of a routine.  While we were on our odyssey my amazing husband finished painting the kids' rooms, cleaned the entire house and set up my clothesline.  I now dry our laundry next to our citrus tree, which is budding and smells like what I imagine heaven smells like.  Our clothes smell like lemon blossoms, not because I bought dryer sheets chemically enhanced with perfume, but because they have been steeping in lemon blossom scent all afternoon. 
I picked up a stray on the way home from Grand Junction.  My niece was on spring break and my sister had the brilliant idea of sending her down to Phoenix with us for a week.  So off we drove, myself and three kids headed for one really looonnnggg drive.  Two days later we made it home and I have to say that I would have left my sanity somewhere on the Navajo Nation if she hadn't been with us.  What followed was a week of indentured servitude if you ask my niece.  We harvested 120 lemons from my tree, leaving at least that many still on.  She and Sophie peeled a flat of tomatoes that we then turned into diced tomatoes and stewed tomatoes.  We spent two days peeling and juicing the aforementioned lemons.  The end result is that I have enough tomatoes to last us through a couple months of pizza and spaghetti sauce, 1 gallon of pure lemon juice, and 6 gallons of limoncello steeping.  I will take all suggestions on how to use the lemon juice, but I'm pretty sure I can figure out how to use the limoncello.  I sent my niece home on Friday, spent the weekend recuperating, and am happy to say the adventure starts tomorrow.  No more convenience food, no more high fructose corn syrup, and no more excuses.  In exchange we will gain more time together as a family, more knowledge and a simpler life.  I am excited, nervous, afraid and ready for the challenge.  Things may get dicey at times (a year without Baskin Robbins may push my husband to the breaking point) but I am so excited to see how small we can make our consumption footprint.  Here we go!

Thursday, March 1, 2012

Life Changing Moments

Scarlett Rose Mehring
July 20 2010 - February 23 2012
The Grand Experiment was supposed to begin today.  Instead I am 1,000 miles away from home saying goodbye to the most amazing 19 month old girl I've ever known.  My decision to stay home with the kids seems so much more right now, knowing that life can change in an instant.  The Grand Experiment will continue, it's just going to have to wait a week as we travel through Colorado visiting loved ones and savoring moments with family and friends.  I'm aching to get back to my limoncello in waiting, my bread dough and my Thursday night farmers markets at Superstition Farm.  Mothers, kiss your babies, then go cook them an amazing dinner.  Scarlett Rose, you made our lives brighter and we are thankful for it.

Wednesday, February 22, 2012

In the beginning..........

     It all started with a move to Phoenix.  My husband got a job and we were headed south.  For the first time since my children were born I was going to be able to stay home with them full time.  Now, I am not a stay-at-home mom by nature.  Frankly, Dora makes me want to take a hatchet to the TV and I always lose at CandyLand.  Since I love being with my kids (most of the time) the opportunity to stay home was not completely unpalatable.  I knew I needed a purpose above and beyond finding joy in dusting and diapers.  As I examined my life I realized that the main problem I had was with overconsumption.  Overconsumption of food, goods and convenience.  It was so easy to go to Target for one thing and come home with thirty, or to grab ready-made food instead of cooking my own..  Thus was born the idea for a year of householding.  For one year, I decided, we would make as much of our own food as possible, and not buy anything new that could be purchased used.  I am making an exception for underwear, there are some things that just aren't meant to be recycled.
     My hope is to teach my children about the natural bounty surrounding us every day.  I have a tree in my backyard that produces lemons, oranges and grapefruit.  With that one tree alone I can create cleaning products, food and of course, homemade limoncello.  In the month that we've been here I've found a dairy farm down the road, a cattle ranch that raises grass fed beef, and discovered that Phoenix is riddled with farmers markets.  At the same time I've discovered that I'm terrible at yeast bread. so this year will not be a total breeze.   I'm good, but still a novice in many ways.  I will humbly and gratefully accept all advice, tips, recipes and wisecracks that anyone chooses to send my way.  The grand experiment starts March 1st, 2012 and I hope you will all join me, I'm going to need all the support I can get!